About Me

Clarke William Parker is a 25-year-old town counsellor who enjoys vandalising bus stops, golf and football. He is inspiring and exciting, but can also be very evil and a bit lazy.

He is a Dutch Muslim who defines himself as straight. He finished school and then left academia. He is allergic to sugar.

Physically, Clarke is in pretty good shape. He is very short with light skin, mouse hair and green eyes. He has a birthmark on his neck.

He grew up in an upper class neighbourhood. He was raised by his father, his mother having left when he was young.

He is currently single. His most recent romance was with a politician called Zoe Alexandra Weber, who was 6 years older than him. They broke up because Clarke found Zoe’s political views too conservative.

Clarke’s best friend is a town counsellor called David Goodwin. They are inseparable. He also hangs around with Stella Gibson and Damian Dennis. They enjoy theatre together.